Posted April 26th, 2011
MURDER IS PAR FOR THE COURSE
It was the match of the century for the prestigious Porous Pines
Country Club. For the past decade, professional champion HOLIN WUNN
had dominated the tournaments throughout the region. His prowess as
a pro resulted in awards, accolades and, of course, a lifestyle that
most golfers only dream of. Wunn's tenacity on the tee and rigor in
the rough were unchallenged by any man--but not so when it came to
women.
For the past year, BIRDIE BIGELOW, the undisputed women's regional
champ had repeatedly issued a challenge to the legendary Wunn. She
would (so she proclaimed) in match play, demonstrate that Wunn's
stance to keep women out of men's tournaments was more the result of
fear than fact.
"Golf is more brains than brawn," she told the press. "He might
drive the ball farther, but no one can size up a course like I can."
With pressure from all sides, Wunn finally agreeed to the
head-to-head confrontation. The date of the match was set, May 7th,
2011. Reporters gushed over a legendary battle of the sexes to
settle the matter once and for all. It would be 18 holes of golf
that would go down in the annals of the game.
After 17 holes of golf, Wunn was 1-up. That's when it became DEAD
even! For as Wunn teed up for the 18th hole, a deathly silence fell
over the crowd. Just as his driver reached the zenith of its arc,
Wunn released the club. His eyes rolled back in their sockets and he
collapsed. All efforts to revive him failed. At first, observers
feared a hidden medical problem had surfaced, yet police thought
otherwise. They confirmed that the evidence pointed toward homicide.
Jawbone Creek Country Club is extending an invitation to everyone to
come and help solve the murder at the Harlowton Youth Center.
Remember the date is set for May 7th. While MURDER is the main
course, we will also be hosting appetizers at 6pm with a Prime Rib
Dinner at 7PM. Our local sheriff needs help in solving this crime.
Come prepared to be deputized so you can solve this mystery.
The evening will be capped off with the drawing of 3 lucky numbers
that will win a $1000, $500, or $250 in cash!! Get your tickets now
by calling Ron Fischer @ 632-5598 or contact Robb Barnhart or any
other JCCC director. Join us for an evening of laughs, fun and maybe
we can even find some SUN!!!
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